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HOW TO SEND JAVA APPLICATION VIA MMS WITH NOKIA PHONES (just 4 nokia phones without bluetooth)

ITEMS NEEDED:

Receiver must have BLUEFTP

SENDER MUST HAVE

1)APPLICATION IN ZIP FORMAT
2)BLUEFTP

Ist step: put the application in zip format in a folder then unzip or extract d application in zip format with ur blueftp. After extracting, d application wuld be in e.g opera_jar or bolt_jar

2nd step: rename it with ur blueftp from opera_jar to opera.amr then save it

3rd step: locate d folder where the application is stored then send it to anybody through MMS with configured MMS in his/her phone
(NOTE: D PERSON SENDING AND D ONE RECIEVING MUST HAVE A CONFIGURED MMS SETTING IN THEIR PHONE TO ENABLE SENDING & RECIEVING THE APPLICATION)

4th step: after recieving the msg, the reciever should press "option" then locate "object" then save d application in .amr format i.e opera.amr to any folder
after that use ur blueftp to rename from .amr to _jar i.e from opera.amr to opera_jar
(NOTE: NOT .JAR BUT _JAR) then save

5th step: locate d folder then press option then rename to .jar i.e opera.jar u're good to go.... Thnx 4 reading

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MTN SYMBIAN OPERA'S

For symbian phones

i.p: 010.199.212.002
port:8080

opera server: http://64.255.164.20 or
http://64.255.180.192 or
http://64.255.180.130

host:www.mtnonline.com

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HOW TO MOD UR OWN APPLICATION(I.E CHANGING SOME CERTAIN FEATURES)

APPLICATIONS NEEDED: Class Editor

Class translator

BlueFTP

Opera.zip

Picture in .png format

(phone dat support add & edit data expecially Nokia.)

1st step: open ur opera.zip with blueFTP and extract all it content into a folder(create a new folder).

2nd step:
EDITING SERVER OF OPERA 4.0, 4.1, 4.2 Open ur class translator loc8 d folder where d extracted files are open a.class scrol dwn u will c http://server4.operamini.com:80 click on it & change it 2 any cheat u want press option save it, press option again choose close it will show 'leave spare file' press option 'No' ok den quit.. You have successfully change ur server like dat..

3rd step:
CHANGING OF OPERA NAME: open ur class editor loc8 d extracted files open META-INF inside it u will c manifest.mf inside it u will c Midlet-name, change it 2 any name u want.

4th step:
CHANGING LOADING BAR (d red line u c when installing or opening ur opera) The default color is RED (d hex value is ACI614) to change it get d hex value of another color dat u want 2 use, den open ur class editor loc8 extracted files open f.class den press 0 d page will divide into 2, press 7 in d hex box enter 3575 look at d left side of d screen den press 6 once u will c AC1614 in hex 2 characters can b change at once, scrol to AC press 5 3times choose HEX clear dat AC and replace it with d first 2 of d new hex, repeat d procedure 2 change al d hex. Press upper left key and save it.

5th step:
CHANGING WELCOMING PAGE (d page dat it will show when installing ur opera b4 accecpt) open ur class editor loc8 d extracted files open v, scrol down with key 8 u will c http://www.operamini.com/firsttime/4.2/ scrol 2 dat first w den press * press 6 to highlight d link and stop at d (/) after 4.2 eg:|www.operamini.com/firsttime/4.2/

6th step:
CHANGING CONNECTING, INSTALLING, PROCESSING, LOADING CONNECTING Open ur class editor loc8 V in d extracted file,open it press 9 in d text box enter Connecting den press 2 once 2 c it use key 4 to scrol 2 d first letter of d word C press * u will c red bar behind dat C, use key 6 to highlight d word and stop at d last letter of d word G press 5, 3times choose text and enter d new word u want 2 use in replace(d word must nt exceed 10 characters if d new word is nt up to 10 u can add space 2 make it 10 character) ok it press upper left key and save it. Use d above procedure to edit INSTALLING, PROCESSING, LOADING too. There are two loading in V so edit d both. Note: Installing & Processing are 10 letters. Loading is 7 letters. press 5 3times choose text den enter d new link dat u want 2 use (dat link is 32 characters and d new link must also b 32 characters bt if d link is nt up to 32 characters add spaces at d back of d link 2 make it 32) eg: www.addicted2allejo.blogspot.com*...........(i added 11 spaces at d back 2 make it 32 character Note: d ( .) represent space) press upper left key and save it.

7th step:
CHANGING USER AGENT (i.e browser detail) For opera 4.0, 4.1, 4.2 mod, open class translator loc8 f.class For opera 4.2 Handler, open class translator loc8 HandlerUI.class change d detail there 2 what u like, den click options, choose save, press options again choose NO den ok it. Press options again choose close. Dats all.

8th step:
HOW 2 PACK D OPERA Now to pack ur opera, open ur blueFTP loc8 d folder where d extracted files are open it den press menu select all it will highlight all press menu again 'choose compress to _jar' give it anyname.zip eg allejo.jar

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GOD'S MERCIES AND FORGIVENESS UPON US (JUST 4 U MY PALZ)

Each and everyday of the weeks,months and years i feel the awsomeness and absolute mercies being granted unto us by God. If God should look at the sins of mankind,My friend the whole world will be empty before the sight of God. Its not by our own power or will that we are alive today We are not righteous than some who are DEAD today,some people are out there in jail wasting the remaining time of their life in jail, some are lying terribly sick in hospital beds, we hear news of terrible accidents which may result to the death of some people and other's deformed in one part of their body or another while others terribly injured but we forget that's thesame road we pass through smoothly and successfully without any form of accident That shows the mercy and Love God has for us.A friend of mine ask this question "IF GOD GIVE YOU POWER OVER THE WHOLE WORLD FOR ONE MINUTE WHAT WILL YOU DO"? someone answered say "i'll destroy those practising evil doctrine and going against the will of GOD" But that ain't God's Will for us. His will for us is to give us time for repentance. Others may say im perfectly absent from sin and totally holy in the sight of God. I'll urge such person to search his/her life carefully. I must say im not that perfect in christian doctrine but im always praying for perfection and his absolute mercy upon me and prayers of repentance...

Some will say im not sure God can forgive my sin for they're so grievious in the sight of God so they continue committing such sin and even more grievious one's. MY FRIEND IF U'RE IN SUCH SHOE I WOULD SAY u're totally wrong there's no SIN GREATER OR SMALLEST in the sight of God the Bible say's in (HEBREWS 8v12)"For I will be merciful to their unrighteousness, and their sins and their iniquities will I remember no more."

This promise will be granted unto us if only we pray the prayer of repentance and turn away from our evil deeds. We mortals(humans) don't know the next moment of our lives some end up with "HAD I KNOW" as the last phrase while some even die with sin. To me Dying with sin is sin itself the Bible says in (HEBREWS 9v27)
"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:"

just imagine if someone is killed immediately after stealing, such person will immediately be judged with stealing Oh what a terrible end to that human life,To me thats everlasting torment in hell.
I'll like to say we should live every moment of our lives Holy and free from sin in God's sight. I'll urge you to pray the prayer of forgiveness upon us and give him thanks for his mercy he gave to us all and his protection right from JANUARY TILL 2DAY and the Love he shows to us everyday.

DO POUR OUT UR WHOLE HEART OF THANKS GIVING TO GOD FOR HE LOVE'S YOU....

(to dude's out there i wish u a non-violence CHRISTMAS celebration this Festive period)

THNX FOR READING..I LUV U (COMPLIMENT OF DA SEASON)

MTN CHEATZ

Strictly 4 MTN

ip:094.246.126.173
or 094.246.126.096
port:80
http://172.16.66.3/@94.246.126.96:80

SOCKET SERVER: http:// wap.mtnpulse.mtnonline@unblock-facebook.org/cgi-bin/ nph-proxy.cgi/allejo/ http/94.246.126.96:80

For NOKIA 5130c-2 or 2700classic or Any Ovi Version
IP: 094.246.126.096 PORT:80

cheat
http://172.16.66.80.vmanwap.mtnonlineplay.com/@94.246.126.96:80

For SONYERICSSON users IP: 94.246.126.96:80 http://94.246.126.96/gwt/n

OR USE DIZ For S40 users Generally

use ip-94.246.126.173
port:80
cheat:-http://172.16.66.58/@94.246.126.96:80

Symbian Ip:-010.199.212.002 Port:80 tweak-- http://64.255.180.192:80/
host:www.mtnblizlink.com

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MY NICE AND LOVELY ROOMMATE 09/10 SESSION DELSU

Never going to forget my lovely roomates and neighbouring roommates in Delsu 09/10 session not forgeting Daniel,Ernest,uche,Banabas,christopher,Paradise (a.k.a don P.) Awele,mr Joe,Paul,jeremiah,stephen,Felix, and Prosper e.t.c. Thanks to u all for both your positive and negative influence on me. MAKING me shout profusely.JEREMIAH (JAYFORCE69)
PROSPER(CRIM....)
FELIX(FELIDON 4 CHRIST)
STEPHEN/PAUL(UMSTENISM/YOUNG ENVAGELIST)
All the same thank God for the positive impact on my behaviours Thnx to stephen,Felix,Jerry and Ernest for that i can't really express my gratitude enough to you guys.Really going to miss Felix being stolen by UNIBEN You're really God's sent. Plz do accept my little offering of thanks "THNK GOD 4 D SUCCESSFUL END 2 A 9CE SESSION. I MUST SAY THNX 4 BEING D KIND OF RUMMATES I DESIRE AND 4 UR SUPPORT IN TYMS OF NEED.WE MAY BE OUT OF SIGHT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS OR MONTH BUT I'LL NEVA 4GET THE TOUGH TIME I PASS THRU IN UR HANDS (LOL).DO HAV A GOOD AND STRESS-FREE HOLIDAY AND DO KEEP D FLAG HIGH 4 U R D BEST. (ALLEJO always CH3ATZ MASTER)

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SYMBIAN AND JAVA PHONES OPERA REBIRTH CHEATZ

Im sorry i ain't been updating lately just kinda busy back to business for symbian phone users
Install with proxy:010.199.212.002
port:8080 or 80
cheatz: put any of these in the custom server:http://094.246.126.096 or
http://64.255.180.192:80 or
http://64.255.164.20:80 or
http://80.239.243.2:80
then put this in the host:www.mtnonline.com


MTN CHEATZ FOR JAVA PHONES (OPERA WITH RED BUTTON)
How to use red button switch ur image in ur opera off then after the accessing of a page, press the red button to release the [G] or [E] to G or E after releasing access other page
create prov file of this IP:094.246.126.096 at MYPROV.CO.CC port:80
use any of these cheatz opera custom server:http://wap8.mtnfootball.com@94.246.126.96:80 or
http://94.246.126.96:80

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